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Chocolate Demotivational Poster


HORMONAL LUNATIC -


TAGS: feed it chocolate and stay very quite
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - September 6, 2009, 2:20 pm
Thanks Ron!
RON - September 6, 2009, 2:09 pm
super PMS posters Mr. Bone.


MY MOMMA SAID -


TAGS: gump chocolates forret momma obese
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

CloudchaserS - May 21, 2012, 10:45 am
It's also like eating a jar of Jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow


CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS - Chocolate Salty Balls Taste 'um Put 'um In Your Mouth




POCKY - More addictive that salsa-flavored crack!




MARKETING GENIUS - I definitely think they are on to something ...


TAGS: marketing genius chocolate menstration supplies
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Budog

MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 9:34 pm
NICE!
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:53 pm
So, tell me, was it the quality of the chocolate that showed the best results or the COST of the chocolate?
Bolverk37782 - May 20, 2012, 4:31 am
Maybe if the Chocolate was a decent one, As the elder brother of FOUR sisters I know the tactical & strategic importance of the use of chocolate as a stress reduction/distraction tool!!!
MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 9:46 pm
Oh yeah...from someone that knows!


Dagoba -


TAGS: candy chocolate jedi star wars yoda
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2016, 11:50 pm
Awesome! Lol
NickelinDimer - August 15, 2016, 12:06 am
"Direct from the swamps of Dagoba...!" And you thought Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle pies had a disgusting ad-slogan.
nicholsjoshua15 - July 6, 2014, 1:54 pm
I'm watching Star Wars : Empire Strikes Back, I love the movie but Master - Yoda is so annoying. If I had been Luke I would have killed Yoda and just trained myself or let Darth - Vader train me and use the Darkside against the Darkside. Like Revan did.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 24, 2014, 3:53 am
Oh, no! =-O Lol :-D
GaryO - June 23, 2014, 7:22 pm
Hah! The new kid’s gotcha there, cynic.
Glace1221 - June 23, 2014, 5:32 pm
Talk backwards, this one not. Imposter, this Yoda is.


CHOCOLATE - Happy Valentine's Day... B!TCH


TAGS: death note anime mello mihael keehl chocolate
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by LunaLuv10

nicholsjoshua15 - June 28, 2014, 2:57 pm
I love chocolate, dark chocolate, milk chocolate, and white chocolate.
nicholsjoshua15 - June 28, 2014, 2:57 pm
I love chocolate, dark chocolate, milk chocolate, and white chocolate.
LunaLuvs - February 15, 2010, 2:36 am
high motabolism. Or maybe brain power really does burn fat. lol! Dark chocolate has antioxidants that makes blood flow to the brain easier so one can learn & think faster. It also improves memory. Taste like shit though... ugh...
Bartimaeus - February 15, 2010, 1:40 am
lol Mello and chocolate. Honestly, he and L should have weighed a THOUSAND pounds...each.
phydeaux - February 15, 2010, 1:11 am
I dunno...anime posters just dont do a thing for me...
thatonechick - February 14, 2010, 11:38 pm
This is prolly the best Mello poster ever. LoL
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 11:05 pm
Wow.


LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES -


TAGS: life chocolate useless
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Hawamleh - September 11, 2011, 3:10 pm
Great poster, 5lions, keep up the good work.


LONELINESS - All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. (Charles M. Schulz)




CURE FOR DIRTY WORDS -




WHAT'S ON THE MENU? -


TAGS: pzy deep fried chocolate covered
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

mickel728 - December 12, 2011, 10:25 pm
mmmmm chocolaty covered bacon
Neko - August 12, 2011, 7:52 pm
my... GOD! what is this place called? and please tell me theres one in Canada!
ColonelMidas - July 30, 2011, 11:52 pm
Yes. Yes we do. Don't knock it 'til you try it.
HypercatZed - July 30, 2011, 6:03 pm
Do you americans really eat that stuff??
Verdeckt - July 30, 2011, 10:57 am
Mmmm.. Indige5tion


MERGERS - Is this what would happen if Cadbury merged with Nestle' ??




SNOZZBERRIES - They Taste Like Snozzberries (and bullet resistant woven pollymers)




CHOCOLATE FLAVORED CONDOMS - She will shove chocolates in her mouth all day.... Show her one of these and suddenly she is on a diet.


TAGS: chocolate
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by pieman

Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 2:14 am
Lmao! Nice. 5 Chocolaty con- ehh... 5 Lions. Ha!


HOT CHOCOLATE - YES PLEASE!




CHOICES - Sometimes you make the wrong ones.




Counting Calories -




DANGER ZONE -




ELECTRONICS - Now available in chocolate flavor.




CHOCOLATEWAFFLECOOKIECHOCOGOODNESSBAR - the official food of motifake


TAGS: chocolatewafflecookiechocogoodnessbar
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by Roamer

R.S.Jake - January 7, 2010, 6:25 pm
Timmies my friend, Timmies. Had any of said Timmies actually ever enjoyed the wonderous goodness that is said CHOCOLATEWAFFLECOOKIECHOCOGOODNESSBAR, they would not hate themselves and everyone else. I'll venture to say they don't like bacon either.
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 11:22 am
How does this poster have less than five small yellow furry creatures?
-quote needed- - April 10, 2009, 9:14 pm
im gonna need like five of these, per day
Bunny - April 2, 2009, 10:42 am
Amen to that! Om nom nom indeed!
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 10:25 am
Automatic 5-poodles for this poster that is full of epic om nom nom!


CHOCOLATE COVERED BACON - Amazing just got more amazing


TAGS: chocolate covered bacon
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by jdog97

CloudchaserS - December 23, 2012, 10:12 am
Chocolate covered bacon sprinkled with bacon bits should be dipped in chocolate then sprinkled with bacon bits then...


O.M.G. - It's 2 girls & 10 cups !!!




NOW YOU ARE TALKING -




CHOCOLATE - No, it`s not


TAGS: shit chocolate
Rating: 2.33/5


CHOCOLATE - Just like my love for you, it melts away when something hotter comes along.




CONFLICTED - What In The Hell Is That Shit... And Why Isn't It In My Mouth?




CUBBY'S VACATION - DAY 32 - Amsterdam. A lovely city, full of history, beauty, and life. A city where a little goes a long way. Especially when you're smoking weed in the Red Light District.


TAGS: the netherlands is known for tulips chocolate and legalized drugs and prostitution bring us back a little something cubby please
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

omnia - October 5, 2009, 8:54 am
good points but i'mnot offended. i was just joking. and godot's mask is smoking.
Ed-Hyde - October 5, 2009, 7:20 am
Whats so bad about being known for that. Throughout the entire world, Amsterdam wins.
rerun - October 4, 2009, 9:09 am

Hey now Omnia - your avitar is smoking what? Could be a doobie, could be a cig - if you have to destroy something, make it a Bacon Burger.
Briton of Rose - October 4, 2009, 9:01 am
Sorry if I offend, Omnia, but I did list tulips and chocolate in the tags for this poster. Besides, if you destroyed the USA, who would buy all the drugs and rent all the prostitutes? Mennonites?
omnia - October 4, 2009, 8:39 am
i don't know to be happy or angry about this poster. i'm dutch so i'm happy they used my country, but seriously: is that all the dutch are known for? sex and drugs?' if you don't mind: i'm going to sit in a corner planning the destruction of the USA


VIOLET BEAUGARD - Must have missed the warning sign


TAGS: charlie and the chocolate factory
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by Arnaldo

agdaniele - September 25, 2009, 7:42 pm
Michael Carradine: bad role model.
Pacifist activist - September 25, 2009, 12:54 pm
When this happens just pretend you're patting her on the back for a job well done and hopefully dislodge whatever the he'll is stuck in there!
Pacifist - September 25, 2009, 12:47 pm
Leave the kid alone.


BAKING CHOCOLATE - Not bacon chocolate you fool!


TAGS: bacon chocolate mistake
Rating: 2.73/5

More motifakes by Silvermist

Silvermist - March 23, 2009, 11:07 pm
lol I haven't tried it because I can't digest meat, but my bf says that its very salty and sweet. Good in small doses.
HtD - March 23, 2009, 3:17 am
I have the urge to try this now.
Cubbybear - March 23, 2009, 3:01 am
Now dip the bacon in the chocolate for a yummy treat


HERSHINA - Chocolate Warrior Princess


TAGS: chocolate warrior pirncess chic fighting wrestling
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by doofenshmirtz

LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 2:29 pm
*lick!* Eeeeeeewww!!! That's NOT chocolate!!!


GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ? - Then say it with chocolate !!


TAGS: chocolate say fat pig oink pink piggy
Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by MustyK

agdaniele - May 29, 2009, 9:35 pm
I want!


IT IS NOT - Chocolate, IT IS peanut chocolate


TAGS: j35u5m4 chocolate peanut pool
Rating: 2.12/5

More motifakes by j35u5m4

Bob - December 23, 2008, 11:59 pm
Snickers....
Sniper - October 22, 2008, 10:44 pm
ONE: No one eats peanuts whole. TWO: There is such thing as a candy bar with peanuts in it.


Men are like Chocolates -




Simple Pleasures -




Addictions -




Ummm! -




Love Ya! -




Endangered Species -


TAGS: dark chocolate candy animals ingredients
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2014, 2:51 pm
I personally like Tropical Tree-Frog Tango, bwahahaha!
Oldsod - June 2, 2014, 7:04 am
I'll take two panda swirls and a sea turtle crunch!


THE DIFFERENCE - Between Chocolate and Double Chocolate Is Diabetes and Double Diabetes (A.K.A. Comatose)


TAGS: sugar cereal chocolate double chocolate
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Iconoclast - November 14, 2012, 12:07 pm
As Bill Bendix (Life of Riley) used to say ..... "What a revoltin' development this is!"


HAVE A HEART HOLIDAY -


TAGS: valentine love forgive with chocolates
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

tellitlikeitis - February 10, 2011, 8:07 pm
The same thing happened to me? Great poster, love the picture. 5 L's for you.
Greeny - February 10, 2011, 2:52 pm
The Auto Log-in Didn't Work When I Uploaded This One...


Fraud! -


TAGS: cookies chocolate raisin trust deceived
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 7, 2014, 1:14 am
"I like oatmeal raisin cookies." Back you demon! The power of Christ compels you!
Silverheart - January 6, 2014, 1:16 pm

It's a special kind of disappointment, biting into a chocolate chip cookie... only to find out it's actually oatmeal raisin. I like oatmeal raisin cookies, but when you're expecting chocolate chip, not so much
lgvernon - January 6, 2014, 1:39 am

ATTICA! Attica! Attica!
MissPriss - January 5, 2014, 11:39 pm
Oh hun ain't words that can describe how much I hate raisins! They're the purest form of cruelty to instill upon poor grapes. AND they look like wittle wabbit poops. I've got yer placard ready...protest at city hall tonight!
lgvernon - January 5, 2014, 10:53 pm

OK, this does it. We're definitely related. (Raising fist in anti-raisin solidarity with my fuzzy sister from the nort' country.)


Keyboards -


TAGS: chocolate
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by jdog97

maoworks2 - July 14, 2013, 1:24 pm
That Looks Delicious .
Silverheart - July 14, 2013, 1:06 am

Does it come with almond5?
lgvernon - July 13, 2013, 11:55 pm

I wonder if I can get these by the gross.


ADORABLE -




THE LOST COMMANDMENTS -


TAGS: chocolate tradition origin humor
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - April 17, 2014, 11:37 am

Thank you, Sir Mao~~
maoworks2 - April 17, 2014, 7:50 am
Good Work,Lgvernon 5 Sweet L'S.


CHOCOLATE - Real men don't buy it for their women... They make it for them.




I Love Jesus -


TAGS: jesus religion presents chocolate
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by Vanner

Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2013, 11:02 am
or this one...5L
BobbEdwards - September 15, 2013, 3:19 am
Great Religifake material too


HATERS - Oxymoron of Life # 231 Hating the things you love.




FOR SUMMER VACATION - We went to Chocolate Falls


TAGS: summer vacation went chocolate falls
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by Budog

gas - July 11, 2011, 3:13 pm
simple and funny xD 5L for me


MOOD KILLER -




SEARCH ENGINES -


TAGS: chocolate search engines
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Derek - November 27, 2009, 3:19 pm
Social networking - in chocolate flavour (and it makes more sense)
ronsart - November 27, 2009, 12:06 pm
My 5


SURPRISE -


TAGS: life time box chocolates forrest gump spoof quote posted not created
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by giulio

Haarakkon - August 18, 2009, 8:30 am
Surprisingly delicious!! 5L to the cause.


OPINION -


TAGS: life time chocolate cake wedding bride nympho murphy law
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by giulio

Narutarded - October 31, 2009, 12:25 pm
No, that's liquid foreplay!
Liam - October 31, 2009, 12:20 pm
Fact: That's a fondu machine not a cake.
canada - July 9, 2009, 4:56 pm
Just 1 more reason it should be outlawed


YES!!!!!! - He is genuine!


TAGS: tim genuine chocolate face
Rating: 1.9/5


THEY CALL IT - OM NOM NOM!


TAGS: cake yummy german chocolate
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by Silvermist

lesterinside - January 28, 2010, 8:56 pm
Happy Birthday
Silvermist - April 5, 2009, 10:50 am
I am so ashamed... please forgive me. I could not help myself, I just wanted to eat it so bad and I couldn't!
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:53 pm
Awww...Silvermist...shame on you. Tunnel = 1
agdaniele - April 4, 2009, 11:50 pm
German Chocolate Cake is the most delicious cake. However, Silver, you've been around long enough to know better than to tunnel.
Silvermist - April 4, 2009, 11:47 pm
I'm sorry you did not like the motifake. But the cake really is pretty tastey. They call it : Deutsch Schokoladenkuchen, just for reference...
Bob Chin - March 24, 2009, 3:54 pm
Ok...The original is titled after the picture, so it's a one. If this were made into a tunnel I'd try to figure out what it's called in German, but title the poster "Cake Geman Chocolate" and then say "danka schien" or something equally numb. Tunnel=1


THE MIC - **I move away from it to breathe in


TAGS: chocolate rain mic
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by Kerri

Ryan - December 17, 2008, 7:19 pm
And to be perfectly honest...the lyric isn't even right...he doesn't say "in" after "breathe"...
Seb - December 13, 2008, 5:53 pm
This is a stupid poster.
Porcelina - November 19, 2008, 10:47 pm
I know this sounds crazy, but you're not the only person given the name Kerri. I know it's a really unique name and all... but..
Kerri - September 4, 2008, 8:55 pm
Why did someone steal my name?
aPauling - September 4, 2008, 12:41 pm
This poster is soo wrong, it reminds me of what me and my sister get up to when my parents are away.
aPauling - September 4, 2008, 12:33 pm
Looks to me like it's redundant repetition of the Chocolate Rain guy's humorously unnecessary text. Not funny.
KERRI - September 4, 2008, 12:27 pm
You just don't get the joke, but it will come to you one day "apauling the gay."
aPauling - September 4, 2008, 12:25 pm
Die in a fire. You get a Melvin.


Simply -


TAGS: chocolate peanut butter comparison kardashians
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 21, 2016, 11:38 am
Who needs arteries when ya got chocolate teehee
JesusWept - August 20, 2016, 7:01 am
Or arteries without cholesterol. ^^^^^Up
MissPriss - July 30, 2016, 10:06 pm
You're welcome and thank you!
concern3 - July 30, 2016, 4:41 am
Nice this site needs more funny thanks, UP yours


Love & Honesty -


TAGS: chocolate can fix anything right
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - May 1, 2017, 7:11 am
Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - May 1, 2017, 3:54 am
Very funny, words, UP yours


CHOCOLATE EGGS -




EASTER BUNNIES -


TAGS: treats chocolate playboy hugh hefner
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Silverheart - March 30, 2013, 1:18 pm

Anime style chocolate Playboy Playmates on Easter Island... please drop this one off at AnimeOtakus also! 5yummyLs


Get Rich Quick Schemes -


TAGS: attention span distracted money chocolate
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 9, 2014, 11:55 pm
Thanks 'cern
concern3 - December 8, 2014, 6:40 am
5er Yes


FOOD - It's the poop of the future.




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